Okay I haven't blogged for a while because I have been so damn lazy, I mean so damn sick!! But rest assured, through the weepiest of eyes set into a ballon head, I've been constantly thinking about you.

As you can tell by my photo, the first of evils was that someone had snuck into my bedroom and filled my head full of cement. My eyes have been a nice hue of poisoned gas in a sunset and forever tearing up like crazy. It's like I'd been watching African Children's Fund Commercials in an onion cutting factory. Hot stingy tears of bitter betrayal too. Also, as a bonus treat, my frikken gums were killing me from all that hillbilly mouth breathing I've been doing instead of sleeping. So after washing down four Advil with some Neo-Citron, and still getting shitty sleep, I declared Vancouver a no work zone. Sweet! Just to make the most of the days off, I spent days and evenings, eating soup and overflowing with tea with enough sugar in it to seriously kill a diabetic. I just needed the energy for the debating whether I was freezing cold or boiling hot, which ended up a tie.

But now the runny nose has has been blasted by Glico™ curry, my friends! I am back on the mend. In fact I'm enjoying a delicious Granville Island Winter Ale right now AND I can actually taste it! Maybe I should think twice before I start something nice --- Nah!